Florida has a fever or something. That’s the only rational way to explain the endless fount of weird stories from the state about people getting arrested for the sort of chaos that screenwriters are usually hired to dream up.
The Rolodex of madness is ever-growing, and in today’s southeastern U.S. news, a man was arrested for driving a golf cart on surface roads—not a golf course—while reportedly three times over the legal limit. In this instance, the culprit was Fireball, everyone’s least favorite shot to receive at a bar from an overzealous college friend….