Prepare to cringe. According to the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office, a 34-year-old Florida woman was stopped by police for riding her bicycle without lights around 2:25am. Deputies say in the arrest affidavit that the Vero Beach woman had a screwdriver in her front pocket and, “As I continued searching (the woman) I was able to feel an item in between her buttocks” and that the woman tried “to touch the area in which I had felt the item.”
The woman was eventually “taken down to the ground” after repeatedly refusing to comply with directions and deputies retrieved the crack pipe, complete with, um, (I’m sorry in advance) black residue from the woman’s rear end. She was arrested on charges including possession of drug paraphernalia and resisting arrest without violence.
